Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing