Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.