that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog