I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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