Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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