He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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