Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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