I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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