I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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