this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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