i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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