Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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