belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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