So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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