break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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