That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
