Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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