I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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