If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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