Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
it's like iHOP with fire
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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