Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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