Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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