I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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