You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
there is glitter all over my balls
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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