you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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