What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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