So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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