Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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