My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
thus making me awesome and them whores
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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