Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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