dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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