im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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