I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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