I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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