your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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