Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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