It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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