Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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