Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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