we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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