She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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