bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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