Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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