you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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