absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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