Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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