what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
