also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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