is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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