Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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