The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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