I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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