I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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