Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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