id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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