just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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