I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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