i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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